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Alright, listen here Nintendo. And Niantic, I want you sitting at this table too. I love Pokémon Go. It’s got spirit. It’s got spunk. But what it hasn’t got is a whole lotta stuff I want it to have.
I’ll be up front with you on this one. There are few expansions I feel that fix almost every issue that I have with a game. But this expansion just nails it.
Those of you paying close attention to my site will have picked up some very subtle hints about my love of science fiction.
I’d had ample opportunity to practice my hilarious opening line - “Hello from the future.” WIN a copy of STAR REALMS!
I never fully understood why we had to learn Shakespeare in high school. I enjoyed Leonardo DiCaprio in ‘Romeo and Juliet’ as much as the next guy (okay...probably more than most guys), but it sure didn’t seem to help me much in my after school job at Blockbuster, or in my University studies. I breached this topic with my father a few years back and he regaled me with a time it had impacted on his life.
I feel it best to start this review by mentioning that this game may not be for everyone. Some of you out there may even take offence to elements of this game. If you feel like that may be you, and that reading this might be upsetting; I thank you very much for visiting The Goof Review and encourage you to check out one of our other reviews.
A long time ago (14 years) in a Galaxy far far away (a town called Gympie)… Duh dah dun dun da daa da. Duh dun dun daa da. Da da da da.
Hello. My name is Goof and I am a Star Realms addict. It’s been twenty-four hours since my last hit and I’m probably going to play again after I finish writing this post… Actually if you’ll excuse me I’ll be right back… Let me try that again – It’s been two minutes since my last game.
On the other hand, I wasn’t thrilled at the concept of playing a game where you get the fun of going to the sushi train but lack the actual eating component. I mean sure, you could eat the cards but that has its own issues: like the fact you can’t play it again and soy sauce doesn’t really compliment the cardboard.